I was having a bad day.
I had just spent an afternoon watching football on my laptop while on my way to a job interview in the office.
I was trying to get back into the groove.
The problem was, I’d spent the evening alone with my wife.
When she arrived, I found her sitting at the kitchen table, with her eyes closed.
“Nothing,” she replied.
Then I realised the truth.
She’d just been with a friend in the pub and that friend was a big man with a beard.
He was standing there looking at me with a big smile on his face.
I thought I’d just lost a fight with a bad breakup, and I thought, What the hell happened?
The night had been so magical, and she’d just fallen in love.
But suddenly she was gone.
She didn’t want to talk to me and I was completely lost.
What had I done wrong?
I sat down at my computer and began to work out what had happened.
I realised I’d fallen in with the wrong crowd.
And then something changed in me.
I knew this was the type of guy I wanted to be.
I wanted a girlfriend.
After some research I realised I was wrong.
I hadn’t done anything wrong.
The only reason I didn’t fall in love was because I was attracted to the wrong type of person.
Because the type I was.
So I’ve found a way to make love to a woman who has the perfect body, the perfect facial hair, and the perfect smile.
My wife is beautiful, smart, and has the best voice in the world.
She’s a good, caring, and caring woman who is perfect for me.
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